Don’t do anything Mama Alicia wouldn’t do. Er…wait…that doesn’t work. Do what Mama says, not what Mama does. Snow-Proof Safety Cone, with Facebook and Flickr and blogs, you have to realize that future colleges and employers could see this photo and it could severely hurt your chances at a promising career and successful life. What’s that? Oh right, I don’t “do” careers or rules and I don’t really see anything wrong with using your ear flaps hat to stand upside down inside a fine bottle of Portuguese wine and omg you’re so adorable when you’re bad! Hmm. Is there any wine left in there?