Steelers Safety (Cone)

In this house, we bleed black and gold, which is to say we are diehard Steelers fans, which is to say we are from Pittsburgh. It wouldn’t be right for Snow-Proof Safety Cone to wear any other colors on game day, even though he was technically born in Brooklyn. Fortunately, he’s got my Pittsburgh blood (somehow) and agrees that the Immaculate Reception is the greatest play in football history.