Sometimes I think Snow-Proof Safety Cone is just trying to get more attention. He made me go all the way to Duane Reade to pick up anti-itch lotion because he claimed his hat was “giving me the itchies.” But Snow-Proof Safety Cone, I said, Mama didn’t make your hat out of scratchy wool yarn. She knows better than that!

On second thought, I think he just gets a kick out of the fact that the lotion bottle is taller than him and he’s always looking for a good laugh. What WON’T I do for this little guy?!?